I have been trying to start this blog for a solid five years. And by “trying” I mean I wanted to start it five years ago but let minor things like my broken and bitter relationship with computers and, oh, debilitating fear of failure freeze me in my tracks. So really, all I did for five years was think about it in my head. Not the most effective approach.
But here we are!
I hope you find my take of everything around me as funny as my two friends who cry out “You HAVE to have a blog! You’re SOOOO funny!” at least twice a year. I don’t just want to make you smile, I want to make you laugh. Audibly. I want to make you laugh so hard you snort water out of your nose and your eyes sting and your coworkers stare because you sound like a baboon in heat. I want to make you guffaw so passionately that you lose all control of your limbs and your face starts to hurt and you pee your pants a little bit (but not so hysterically that you throw up).
That is my dream.
Thank you for visiting, all four of five of you, and I hope to make you feel cheery for a very very long time.